In the modern self-destructing world, the greatest act of rebellion is not drug abuse, sexual irresponsibility, extreme progressive beliefs or nihilism against the world
The greatest revolutionary act is actually being a reactionary traditionalist
now THAT makes the elites go insane
ELITES: "What do you mean you prefer a boring normal traditional life with a partner and children? SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER YOU!!! Drugs!! GROSS Amounts of FOOD!!! CABLE TV BRAINWASHING YOU 24/7!! HERE A CREDIT CARD!!! GET INTO DEBT!! Please?"
REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"
ELITES: "But you need to get into DEBT!! how are you going to pay for your iPads, and your iPlonk, and you hyped PRODUCTS!!"
REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"
ELITES: "You are wasting YOUR LIFE!!! That partner of you only wants you as a SLAVE! CHILDREN ARE A BURDEN!! Dont worry about children, our government will send you to an old-people unit when you are old, see? So... WHY BEING A SLAVE OF YOUR PARTNER AND CHILDREN!! WHAT YOU NEED IS FREEDOM!!! Why dont you come and WORK WITH US? That is REAL FREEDOM!!! Sitting in a desktop unit, from 9 to 5, until you die... IT IS WHAT FREEDOM IS!! You Need that job so that you can BUY STUFF FROM US!!"
REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"
ELITES: "You are... You are being deceived by your instincts! Your opposite sex is your enemy... AAAAHH!! I AM MELTING! Please... at least... use this new anti-depression pill... so that you can be happy in the middle of the mess we created... AAAHH"
REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"
ELITES: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!"
*Elites implode*
(Hey btw we chat :3 )
awesomeness.
*random implosion*
Elites can kiss my ass